HI! My name is....well, does it really matter. I love all types of shows, movies, and books. Writing is my favorite pastime. Being me is very boring, but I don't think I'd change this life for anything. Except maybe a wolf or world domination...
Reblogging for Haymitch.
HIS FUCKING NAME IS WOODY HARRELSON IM DEAD
- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh sh-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
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